i love my baby [serial.killer.style.]
2004-05-19, 12:25 a.m.
Everyone has their own definition of sex�
Whether socially or politically acceptable,
[man.woman.dog.deadbody.]
everyone has their own version� of sexy.
My therapist, she says to me that my definition does not please her.
My therapist, she says to me:
Russ, what you want to do to this girl is not NORmal.
It is, in fact, ILLEGal.
Honey, you are not a lesbian�
You. Are. A. CANnibal.
I can�t help it if I love my baby serial killer style!
When I say� Baby. I want your fingers in me.
What I really mean is:
Baby. I want you to bite your fingers off,
Leave them inside me for four weeks
Until I get the funky green gangrenous discharge.
Or. People. Complain. Of. The. Smell.
When I say� Baby. I want to taste you.
What I really mean is:
I want to slice my tongue out with a Shik razor.
And staplegun it to your slit.
OR. OR.
I mean that I intend to hammer your uterus into a nice flat pancake,
Filet your flesh like a fish.
And then fry you in your own fat.
I love you like EDDIE GAIN baby!
I love you more than John Wayne Gacy loved little BOYS!
I love you more than Ted Bundy loved little GIRLS!
I love you more. than David Berkowitz. loved Sam.
This is how it�s gonna� work, baby�
I�m gonna� woo your uvula.
Get drunk� with your diaphragm.
Make sweet, sweet love to your lobular liver.
Come into a cacophonous crash landing on your cadaver.
And then smoke a cigarette with. your. cervix.
That�s how much I love you BABY.
I love you more than Dennis Nielson loved backing up the London sewage system with body parts!
I love you more than Jack the Ripper loved prostitutes.
I love you more� than Charlie Manson� loved. playing. God.
I wanna� get funky with your trembling frenulum.
Get down with your duodenum.
Keep your feet in the freezer like that SHOE FETISH GUY!
I wanna� masturbate with your mandible.
Stroke it. with your sternum.
Keep your torso in the trashcan for easy access!
I wanna� fuck you. until you�re blue in the face.
And then cuddle with your corpse.
I wanna� hold your trachea in one hand�
And your head in the other�
And then fuck you dead BABY.
I wanna DEFILE you with desire.
Desecrate you with style�
And then consecrate the walls with. your. innards.
You�re driving me fucking crazy BABY.
I wanna� rip your leg off and BEAT MYSELF OVER THE HEAD WITH IT,
[while.wearing.your.skin.like.pantyhose.]
It may not be NORmal.
But at least it�s love, baby�
[serial killer style]
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